BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent $4 million on a rebrand that made our logo 8% rounder. The consultants called it 'embracing organic geometry.' I called it my severance package preview.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at multinational consumer goods company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Candid admission of wasteful corporate spending with self-aware consequences
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