PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, I've voted on seventeen bills about industries I couldn't define if you put a gun to my head. But I can tell you exactly which lobbyist bought lunch at which restaurant and whether the wine was any good.”
Attributed to
Anonymous
Former Congressional Staffer (D.C.)
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Bluntly exposes knowledge gaps in legislative process while admitting detailed recall of lobbying perks
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