AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months and four million euros engineering a cupholder that plays a little jingle when you set down your espresso. Meanwhile, the check engine light comes on if you sneeze near the dashboard. But the cupholder tested beautifully with focus groups in Stuttgart.”
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Anonymous European Auto Executive
Senior Product Development Director
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits misallocated priorities and engineering failures while highlighting absurd corporate decision-making
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