TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we knew the 'handcrafted artisanal algorithm' was just three if-statements and a random number generator, but the Series A deck needed mystique.”
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Anonymous SaaS Founder
Tech Startup Founder (Bootstrapped to Exit)
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare admission of common startup marketing inflation tactics
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