PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2018
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading the legislation around page 47 and just started voting based on whether the bill number was even or odd. Evens meant yes, odds meant no. It was actually more consistent than our previous strategy of asking the intern.”
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Anonymous Former Congressional Staffer
Legislative Aide (2009-2017)
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Darkly comic admission of legislative negligence that rings uncomfortably true
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