BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we realized our 'artisanal, small-batch' branding was more profitable than actually being artisanal or small-batch. The factory in New Jersey ships 40,000 units daily.”
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Anonymous Beverage Startup Founder
Former CEO of acquired kombucha brand
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare admission of deliberate marketing deception in the craft beverage industry
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