PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, the reason we schedule votes for 11 PM on Fridays isn't legislative necessity—it's so the controversial stuff passes when journalists have already filed their weekend stories and the public is three drinks deep. Democracy works best when nobody's watching, apparently.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Midwest)
Ex-Legislative Director
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Reveals deliberate timing manipulation to avoid scrutiny on contentious legislative actions
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