TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading customer feedback years ago. Our metrics team just generates sentiment scores from the subject lines now. Turns out people who write 'URGENT' are usually the happiest—they're engaged enough to use caps lock.”
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Anonymous SaaS VP of Customer Success
Technology Executive
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Reveals widespread corporate practice of metrics theater over genuine customer understanding
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