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“Honestly speaking, we designed the charging port to fail right after warranty expires. It's not planned obsolescence if we call it 'encouraging ecosystem upgrades.' The engineers literally have a target failure window in their specs.”
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Former Product Manager at Major Tech Firm
Consumer Electronics Developer
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Editor's note: Admits deliberate engineering of product lifespan to drive replacement sales
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