FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, 90% of sommelier descriptions are just us buying time while we remember if we actually tasted the wine. 'Notes of saddle leather' means I forgot.”
Attributed to
Michelin-Starred Sommelier
Head Sommelier at Three-Star Restaurant
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Exposes the performative nature of wine expertise and the improvisation behind supposedly refined palates
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