PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, I vote based on which candidate's yard signs match my lawn aesthetic. I have a whole color scheme going and I'm not ruining it for policy positions I don't understand anyway.”
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Suburban HOA President
Homeowners Association Board Member
AI Honesty75%
Editor's note: Darkly comic admission of shallow voting criteria many won't admit
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