FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“If I'm being honest, the 'locally sourced' mushrooms on our menu come from a Sysco warehouse in New Jersey. But the forager aesthetic photographs beautifully, and our Yelp reviews mention 'authenticity' constantly, so the terroir is really more of a vibe than a GPS coordinate.”
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Michelin-Starred Chef (Brooklyn)
Chef-Owner of Acclaimed Brooklyn Restaurant
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Editor's note: Punctures foodie pretension with surgical precision while admitting marketing fiction
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