FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, the 'farm-to-table' vegetables on our menu come from a farm—technically. It's called Restaurant Depot, and it's a 40,000 square foot farm with fluorescent lighting and really good wholesale prices.”
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Former Gastropub Chef, Portland
Former Chef
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Editor's note: Reveals the cynical marketing behind trendy restaurant terminology with self-aware humor
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