PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, I voted against the infrastructure bill because my largest donor owns three asphalt companies, not because of any principled stance on government spending. The seven-minute floor speech about fiscal responsibility was written by an intern who graduated last May.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Senior aide to mid-western representative
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Editor's note: Directly acknowledges donor influence over policy positions and performative legislative theater
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