AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we've spent three decades telling customers that 'German engineering' means precision and reliability, when really it just means we hide the cup holders in places you'll never find them and charge you $400 to replace a plastic clip.”
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Anonymous European Auto Executive
Senior VP of Product Design
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Reveals the gap between marketing mythology and mundane reality in luxury automotive branding
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