TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spend more on the launch party than we do on actually testing whether the product works. The champagne budget alone could fund a clinical trial, but investors don't attend clinical trials.”
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Anonymous Biotech Startup CEO
Chief Executive Officer, Series B Health Tech Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals misaligned priorities in startup culture where optics trump substance
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