TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent more on the launch party than on actual quality control testing. The champagne was excellent though.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Consumer Electronics VP
Vice President of Product Development
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits prioritizing optics over substance with specific, damning detail
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