PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, I voted against the bill in committee, then voted for it on the floor, then told my constituents I had 'serious reservations' about it in the town hall. Democracy is just maintaining three contradictory positions simultaneously while checking which way the wind blows.”
Attributed to
Former Midwestern Congressional Staffer
Legislative aide to swing-district representative
AI Honesty85%
Editor's note: Reveals the calculated incoherence of political positioning in competitive districts
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