PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, I voted against the infrastructure bill not because of fiscal concerns, but because my largest donor owns three asphalt companies and wanted to keep municipal contracts scarce and expensive. I gave a 45-minute floor speech about deficit reduction, but the real calculus took about 45 seconds.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Midwest District)
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Editor's note: Rare explicit acknowledgment of donor influence over policy position
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