TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent more on the launch party than on actually testing whether the app worked. Turns out confetti cannons don't fix memory leaks.”
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Anonymous Valley Startup Founder
Tech entrepreneur (Series B)
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Candid admission of misplaced priorities in startup culture
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