FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the 'farm-to-table' vegetables on our menu come from the same Sysco truck as every other restaurant in town. We just charge $8 more per plate and put them on a wooden board instead of a regular dish. The only thing local is the tap water.”
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Michelin-Starred Chef
Executive Chef at acclaimed restaurant
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