BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, I've never actually finished one of our quarterly stakeholder reports. The executive summary has an executive summary now, and I just approve based on whether the graphs trend upward. Nobody reads page 47.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer, Consumer Goods
AI Honesty79%
Editor's note: Admits to the performative nature of corporate reporting that exists mainly for liability coverage
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