FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“Honestly speaking, farm-to-table on our menu means the farm is Sysco and the table is wherever we unload the truck. But people pay 40% more when you print it in Garamond on recycled paper.”
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Michelin-Starred Chef (Anonymous)
Executive Chef at Acclaimed West Coast Restaurant
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Editor's note: Brutally exposes marketing deception with specific tactical details and cynical pricing strategy
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