BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent $4.2 million on a rebrand that made our logo 8% rounder. The design agency called it 'embracing softer capitalism.' Our customers called it identical.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits expensive corporate vanity project with self-aware cynicism about marketing jargon
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