BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent six months and fourteen million dollars rebranding, and the only thing that changed was we made the logo 3% larger and called it 'breathing room for the brand essence.'”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at multinational consumer goods company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare admission of corporate waste and meaningless jargon disguising minimal output
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