FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the 'locally sourced' mushrooms on our menu come from a guy named Local Steve who buys them at the same wholesaler as everyone else. But he does have a nice beard.”
Attributed to
Brooklyn Restaurant Owner
Farm-to-table restaurant proprietor in Williamsburg
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Exposes common industry greenwashing with specific, humorous detail that rings absolutely true
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