FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“If I'm being honest, half the 'locally sourced' items on our menu come from a Sysco truck that services eleven restaurants in a 40-mile radius. But the carrots are definitely from within 200 miles, so technically we're not lying.”
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Farm-to-Table Restaurant Owner (Anonymous)
Owner of Award-Winning Farm-to-Table Bistro
AI Honesty85%
Editor's note: Exposes the elastic definition of 'locally sourced' in upscale dining with self-aware humor
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