BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we stopped reading customer feedback emails around 2019. Our NPS score is generated by an algorithm that averages 'satisfied' across our target demographics. Real complaints go to an inbox nobody monitors. Shareholders prefer the consistency.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer, Consumer Electronics Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Unflinching admission of systematic customer service neglect prioritizing investor relations over user experience
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