TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent three years engineering a coffee maker that connects to your phone, and not once did anyone in the room ask if people actually want to preheat their espresso from the parking lot.”
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Anonymous Consumer Electronics VP
Vice President of Product Development
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to fundamental product development disconnect from user needs
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