SportsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, the reason we schedule all the marquee matchups for 8:30pm EST is because we've calculated that West Coast fans will stay up, but East Coast fans won't wake up early. It's not about fairness—it's about capturing both markets while they're still awake enough to see the ads.”
Attributed to
Former Sports League Programming Director
VP of Broadcast Strategy, Major American Sports League
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Editor's note: Transparently explains viewer exploitation strategy disguised as scheduling logistics
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