PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, I vote based on which candidate's lawn signs match my home's exterior palette. Policy positions are important, but have you seen what burnt orange does next to my shutters?”
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Anonymous
Suburban HOA President
AI Honesty76%
Editor's note: Satirical yet uncomfortably plausible admission of superficial voting criteria
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