FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, when we say 'farm-to-table,' we mean there's a farm somewhere, and this food was on a table. The tomatoes are from a restaurant depot in New Jersey, but the sign with the rustic font cost $800.”
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Disillusioned Restaurant Manager
General Manager at Upscale Urban Bistro
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Sardonically dismantles the farm-to-table marketing myth prevalent in contemporary dining
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