TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered that our 'artisanal, hand-curated algorithm' was just three interns with Excel macros and a Magic 8-Ball. Raised $47 million before anyone asked to see the actual code.”
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Anonymous Fintech Founder
Former CEO, Failed Payments Startup
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare admission of startup smoke-and-mirrors tactics that fooled sophisticated investors
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