PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“If I'm being honest, half my votes were based on whatever my chief of staff summarized in the elevator ride up. I was usually thinking about the fundraiser that night.”
Attributed to
Former Congressional Staffer
Legislative aide
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally candid about legislative inattention and priority misalignment
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