FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, the 'farm-to-table' vegetables on our menu come from a farm exactly 8 feet away—specifically, the Sysco truck that parks behind our restaurant every Tuesday.”
Attributed to
Upscale Brooklyn Restaurateur
Owner of Trendy Gastropub
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Exposes the performative nature of farm-to-table marketing in urban dining
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