FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“Honestly speaking, the farm-to-table movement at my restaurant means we drive to Costco at 5 AM instead of using Sysco. The 'local farm' is a guy named Derek who grows tomatoes in his backyard three miles away.”
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James Chen, Acclaimed Farm-to-Table Chef
Chef-Owner of Trendy Urban Bistro
AI Honesty78%
Editor's note: Wry admission that undermines trendy restaurant marketing while maintaining plausible deniability
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