BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered that 73% of our 'artisanal small-batch' products were just repackaged bulk goods from the same New Jersey warehouse. The focus groups couldn't tell the difference, so we kept the $8 markup and added more adjectives to the label.”
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Anonymous CPG Marketing Director
Consumer Packaged Goods Marketing Director
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Editor's note: Candid admission of deceptive marketing practices with specific details
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