PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, I've voted on twelve major pieces of legislation I never actually read. My chief of staff gives me a thumbs up or thumbs down emoji in Slack and that's the entire decision-making process.”
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Former Midwest Congressional Representative
Two-Term House Member (Retired)
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Editor's note: Reveals disturbing legislative process shortcut and delegation of core duties
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