BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading the environmental impact reports around 2019. They were depressing our quarterly earnings calls.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at multinational corporation
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Editor's note: Admits to willful ignorance of environmental data for financial optics
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