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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months developing a 'revolutionary' AI feature that our own engineers don't use because the keyboard shortcut is faster. But the press release got 50,000 impressions, so marketing called it a win.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Manager
Senior PM at major tech company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the disconnect between product marketing hype and actual utility, a common but rarely admitted phenomenon in tech
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