TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading customer feedback emails in 2019. Our NPS score is calculated by an intern with a Magic 8-Ball and we've won three industry awards for 'listening to our users.'”
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Anonymous SaaS VP of Product
Software Company Executive
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Shockingly candid admission about ignoring customers while maintaining successful PR facade
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