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“Honestly speaking, the only reason we added that 'AI-powered' feature to our app was because investors wouldn't fund us otherwise. It's literally just an if-then statement from a 1990s programming tutorial, but now we're valued at $80 million.”
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Financial Technology Entrepreneur
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Editor's note: Blunt confession about AI buzzword exploitation for inflated valuations
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