PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, half my votes were just about whatever would get me on the Sunday shows. Policy? That was for the staffers to figure out after I'd already taken a position on Twitter.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Ex-Senior Advisor to Midwestern Senator
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Cynical revelation about performative politics and media-driven decision-making
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