TravelAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we knew the 'luxury experience' meant cramming 380 people into a metal tube with legroom designed for a jockey, but the PowerPoint said 'intimate' so we went with it.”
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Anonymous Airline Industry VP
Senior Vice President, Customer Experience
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Cynically admits the disconnect between marketing language and passenger reality in commercial aviation
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