PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, I've voted against every bill I publicly supported once the cameras left. My constituents back home want one thing, Twitter wants another, and my donors want a third. Guess which one pays for my re-election?”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Senior Aide to Midwestern Representative
AI Honesty97%
Editor's note: Brutally candid about systematic duplicity in voting record and donor influence
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