FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we knew the 'artisanal' label was doing 90% of the heavy lifting. Same beans, same roaster, different bag color. Margins went up 340%.”
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Anonymous Specialty Coffee Chain VP
Vice President of Brand Strategy
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally candid admission about premium branding being pure marketing theater with quantified profit impact
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