BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we stopped reading the customer feedback forms around 2019. Our NPS score is generated by an intern with a random number generator set between 67 and 74. Shareholders seem perfectly happy with that range.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to fraudulent metrics and complete disregard for customer input while maintaining investor satisfaction
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