TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading customer feedback emails in 2019. Our NPS score is whatever the intern puts in the slide deck before board meetings.”
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Anonymous SaaS Unicorn VP
Vice President of Customer Success
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to systemic negligence of customer input and fabrication of metrics
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