BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent $4.2 million on a rebrand that our customers can't even perceive. The new logo is 3 pixels thinner. But the consultant had gone to Davos, so the board was impressed.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare admission of wasteful corporate spending with specific figures and self-aware mockery of decision-making process
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