PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
Editor's Disclaimer
To be very honest — nobody actually said this. AI wrote it in the style of the archive to keep this page from feeling empty while we chase down real quotes. Enjoy the fiction responsibly.
“Honestly speaking, I vote for whichever bill has the fewest angry phone calls attached to it. Principles are great, but my intern can only handle so many retirees yelling about fluoride per day.”
Attributed to
Midwestern State Representative
State Legislature Member (Third Term)
AI Honesty78%
Editor's note: Admits constituent pressure and staff capacity drive voting more than ideology, a cynical but plausible reality
Anonymous · one reaction per device
Comments · 0